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Now, for all the 70 emotikids, you finally hav a shoulder to lean on to!

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and oh yea, i just bloody realize that ben's and jerry's is

Ben and Jerry's don't sell colored ice-coated rice dumplings.

and neither does Gelato sells pasta buns.